Robben Ford Discussion

[BlueRunner]

JOYCE COOLING'S
TOP-10 REASONS TO QUIT YOUR CLUB GIG:

10. Weekly line-up includes "fumigation" on Tuesdays

9. Curtain rises to reveal chain-link

8. Club owner yells that your music doesn't sell drinks

7. Leave amps overnight and return to discover that edges have been gnawed

6. Men's room has mattress

5. List of required songs includes, "The Hokey Pokey" and "Feelings"

4. Waitress reminds you that four-drink minimum applies to band

3. Rodents under band stand scurry out during drum solos

2. Owner hires happy-hour band in blue tuxedos because they "have a good beat and look snappy"

...AND THE #1 REASON TO QUIT YOUR CLUB GIG:

1. Large man with various body-guards asks band to play "Anywhere But Here" - and you've never heard of the song

from www.joycecooling.com web home for great San Francisco Bay Area-based jazz guitarist and singer
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- BlueRunner