Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:17 am Post subject: INSANITIES
I met a guitar player who was not glad of his right hand coz' he is left handed. So he feels he is not in phase with him self. He decided to work over this. In spite of practicing Good & Hard he found that fixing a sandow , i mean a big elastic , on the ceiling and the other part tied on his right ankle (or the anklle of the arm, c'me on you see what i mean) might improve .............. no kidding it's true. Fortunately or thanks God (coz i am a left handed playing right)it was 2 years ago, and he quickly understood that was insane.
But last week i met an old hippie mate (from my younger years, that kind of guy who can tell you : i was in Fhermann Island for the last gig of Jimi Hendrix. So you jump on your feet and shout : OHHHHHHHHHHHH My DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG how was it ?
I dunno i was sleeping .
Apart this he told me he was going to play bass with small aluminium coned speakers 'coz he don't like the sound of a good 38 cm speaker.
I told him it was strange , he replied that to get the sound with these speakers you have to heat them with a gas soldering unit ...................
Ok yes i know what you think: where this guy come from ??????
But it's all true , these guys are for real. I am just waiting for a silly drummer to match him with the 2 others : perfect power trio.
Better than spinal tap.
Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Posts: 234 Location: Hartlepool, U.K.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:05 am Post subject:
A good name for your band might be "Wrist Action" _________________ "Creativeness often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were only thought up a little more than a century ago?" - Bernice Fitz-Gibbon 1894-1982
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