Scott Henderson Discussion

dizzy · Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 406

Like:
An apple red conglomerate.

I love that protocol for description.

spellbound · Joined: 13 Aug 2015 Posts: 21

There was no breach. I'm pretty sure the science behind is simply that I'm full of shit. Technically not so much, then very much...then not so much again.

Kevin Thomas · Joined: 01 Apr 2016 Posts: 154 Location: France

I wonder if Wayne Shorter knows about that forum where you can either talk about his composition skills, his ability to improvise, or dog poops.

Thanasis · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:34 pm Post subject:

Seriously guys I can't believe that this is happening. This is like biblical material for guitar enthusiasts. I raise my glass of scotch to the best guitarist in the world. Scott, I can't believe you take the time to have a chat with your fans. A massive thank you on behalf of everyone, If you don't mind Smile

spellbound · Joined: 13 Aug 2015 Posts: 21

I'm more impressed that he takes the time to discuss pooh, in all it's form and function.

TaeKwonDonut · Joined: 20 Apr 2015 Posts: 101

More importantly he's proved that a guy in a mostly big dog wardrobe can get hot chicks if you can play an A5. Of course he plays too many B flats to get porn chicks.

Scott Henderson · The Man Joined: 20 May 2004 Posts: 2135

So that's why I've never seen Jenna Jameson at one of my gigs. That's it, no more B flats.

ItAllanLover · Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 51

I disagree on the most dangerous one, that is the yellow-toupeed.
You'll find it in the Washington area an in NY.
Smells very bad, i can feel it from Italy when i see it on the News.

Scott Henderson · The Man Joined: 20 May 2004 Posts: 2135

Yes, I agree - I only listed the poop which I find in my yard. It's studied and then picked up by scoopers and put into a bucket. Then the bucket is dumped into the green trash bin, which is for tree and yard trimmings. This works fine for the variety of poop we find here on the west coast.

If I found a yellow-toupees in my yard, I would throw gasoline on it and set it on fire. It would then be safe to put it's ashes into the green bin. This is an extremely dangerous poop which used to be found in the 1860's but has lately been re-surfacing in the US and Poland. It can also be found in Alabama.

ItAllanLover · Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 51

Yes, we had something close to it here in Pizzaland in the early '20 and your army helped us to get rid of him, thanks a lot.
Ours was bold, not yellow-toupees, but smelled very similar.
Then we had another one who did big damage from '94 to few years ago, and after having been tossed out of the political yard for some time, is now goin' to compete at the next elections: yes, we can fuck it up again, don't feel alone in your misery, we can go deeper than you, poop-wise.
It's a fortune that we are just a small country and cannot do too much damage to the world, we only hurt ourselves.

Scott Henderson · The Man Joined: 20 May 2004 Posts: 2135

Yes, what makes this kind of poop so dangerous is that other poop can be misled into supporting it and obeying it's commands. We have much more poop here than you do - a lot of it is the old and decaying white-walker variety, which is the most ignorant and easily brainwashed type of poop. It turns to dust faster than the other poops, so it's very religious and imagines all kinds of fairy tales - totally harmless unless it organizes into large groups and obeys the commands of the dangerous poop.

dizzy · Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 406

I enjoy this conversation. Funny enough my dad would have too.
He was an English professor and he studied 18th century British literature. In the 18th century people were way less uptight about talking about Pooh and even used it as a metaphor in art.

https://www.tutorhunt.com/resource/5637/

TaeKwonDonut · Joined: 20 Apr 2015 Posts: 101

Since we sharing.. I had some good cramps going.. and generated a pudding skin.