Scott Henderson Discussion

[Stratus]

So there I was listening to some more conventional music when I said to myself "well fu*k, it's time for some Scott H!" and put on Vibe Station. In less ten minutes after that terrible idea 3 big ass wasps flew through my window!
The window has been opened the whole day and no bugs bothered me until your music started playing. So at this point I have a couple of question:
1. Did you get any similar reports as mine? Maybe you should put a warning on the cover?
2. Will you compensate me for the sting cream?
I also wanted to add that this is just the Vibe Station, although I've had an episode with Nomad attracting jehovah's witnesses, but that was only a one time event.

PS. The bites were worth it, though. The album is excellent!

[Scott Henderson]

Since the Vibe Station credits include the statement "no organized religion, cult, or sect was used in the making of this album", I cannot take responsibility for wasps, plagues, rivers of blood, or any other biblical occurrences.

When I play Vibe Station at my house, strippers come over.

Clearly you've been spending too much time in church and not enough time watching porn - the wasps must be punishing you for this. If you don't have any porn, Game Of Thrones or Spartacus will do.

I wasn't writing that statement on my albums back in the Nomad days, and I didn't want to offend Willis, who is an avid Jehovah's Witness as everyone knows.

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[Scott Henderson]

Just kidding - if JW came to Willis's door, he'd throw hot grease on them. He's got less tolerance for that stuff than me.