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spellbound



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:38 pm    Post subject: I generated a Stander Reply with quote

and the first thought in my head was 'Quickly, to the Official Scott Henderson Discussion Forum! "

Photographic evidence is not forthcoming. You are welcome.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, you've got me curious so I'll need to ask some questions.

Are you talking about your dog, or you?

If it's your dog (or you) was there a holy face on it?

If it's you, how is it possible to generate a stander in the toilet?

If it's you and you didn't use the toilet, why? Camping trip perhaps?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't pretend to understand the physics, but imagine if you dropped a roll of pennies in the bowl, they hit bottom but didn't fall to either side.
I felt like I was King Of The World. I felt like I eat too much protein.

No holy face, but a definite presidential air about it !
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go forth into the world my son, and be proud of your accomplishment! You must feel like Randy Marsh when he kicked Bono's ass on South Park.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have the new messiah! I kneel before you Spellbound!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was it a stander with breach? I have no science to back it up but always felt the fully submerged stander was harder to pull off due to hydraulic pressure.. however the breach has its own charms and like checking out the color changes from air to water and also much greater impact when left for others to enjoy
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the first time I've heard of a fully submerged stander so I'm shocked but equally impressed. However, I would've pulled it out and inspected it for a holy face. Every single stander that my dog Ruby has created had a holy face on it, and I'm pretty sure one was the pope. The next time spellbound creates a stander, I expect a full investigation.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The color deferential with breach is definitely satisfying. I think Jesus would most likely show up in a fully submerged stander though.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa, you're bringing out the big guns. I think it would take a very special dog, perhaps on a diet of wine and unleavened bread, to make that happen. A human being is too full of sin to produce a stander with the face of Jesus - only a pure hearted dog could accomplish this.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the people who have no idea what we're talking about, this is a list of various kinds of dog poop which we find on our Sunday cleaning the yard ritual.


Conglamorate - A group of poops in the same location

Ledger Log - One single large, long poop, usually laid by Ruby

White Walker - Poop which gets old and turns white

Explosion - A pile of diarrhea poop which ruins the grass and must be dug up from the ground

Roller - A poop which is laid in one location but rolls to another

Stray-away - A poop which has left the conglamorate, usually caused by pooping while walking

Hider - A poop hidden by grass or bushes - the most dangerous of all the poops

Rat-dog - A very small poop or conglamorate laid by Rat-dog

Stepper - A poop which has been stepped on by dogs or humans

Rolly-polly - A poop with rolly-polly bugs under it

Stuffer - A poop which is combined with other things, usually objects which haven’t been fully digested

Patio - A poop laid on the patio or other concrete surface, usually by Buster

Designated - A poop laid in the left front yard, where the dogs are supposed to poop. This never happens.

Stander - The rarest of all poop, it stands up vertically and always has the image of a biblical or holy face on it.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those would make great song titles.
A 14 tune cd. A sequel to dog party:).
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the best thread on the internet right now
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Henderson knows more poo shapes than chord types, and that's really saying something!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot to add that a color can precede the name. Colors can also be preceded with an object which defines the color. Foe example, a spinach green stepper, or rusty orange ledger log. I once found a rosewood brown stander with the image of an ape-like creature on it. This was no doubt a simian god of some kind.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am pretty sure I saw Kirk Covingtons pony tail off the tip of a sidewinder with lift
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